:root{
  --bg:#020705;
  --panel:#030c08;
  --panel2:#06100b;
  --green:#27f59a;
  --green-dim:#0eb86b;
  --red:#ff3348;
  --amber:#ffc03d;
  --text:#c7e6d8;
  --line:rgba(39,245,154,.72);
  --muted:#76a892;
  --shadow:0 0 14px rgba(39,245,154,.12);
}
*{box-sizing:border-box}
html{scroll-behavior:smooth;background:var(--bg)}
body{margin:0;color:var(--text);background:
  radial-gradient(circle at 15% -10%,rgba(255,51,72,.07),transparent 28%),
  radial-gradient(circle at 85% 0%,rgba(39,245,154,.06),transparent 24%),
  var(--bg);font-family:"Courier New",Courier,monospace;min-height:100vh;text-shadow:0 0 5px rgba(39,245,154,.14)}
button,select{font:inherit}
a{color:inherit}
.crt{position:fixed;inset:0;pointer-events:none;z-index:999;background:repeating-linear-gradient(to bottom,rgba(255,255,255,.018) 0,rgba(255,255,255,.018) 1px,transparent 1px,transparent 4px);mix-blend-mode:screen;opacity:.4}
.shell-frame{border-bottom:1px solid var(--line);background:rgba(1,7,4,.92);backdrop-filter:blur(7px)}
.site-header{position:sticky;top:0;z-index:50;box-shadow:0 10px 30px rgba(0,0,0,.35)}
.brand-row{max-width:1550px;margin:auto;display:grid;grid-template-columns:150px 1fr 340px;gap:20px;align-items:center;padding:16px 20px 12px}
.brand-mark{color:var(--red);width:140px;height:115px;filter:drop-shadow(0 0 8px rgba(255,51,72,.22))}.brand-mark svg{width:100%;height:100%;display:block}
.brand-copy h1{margin:0;color:#ff584c;font-size:clamp(2rem,4.2vw,4.6rem);line-height:.94;letter-spacing:.04em;text-shadow:0 0 10px rgba(255,51,72,.25)}
.brand-copy p{margin:10px 0 0;color:var(--green);font-size:clamp(.82rem,1.35vw,1.45rem);letter-spacing:.06em}.brand-copy p span{color:#70d9a7}.brand-copy strong{font-weight:700}
.header-status{border:1px solid var(--line);padding:10px 14px;box-shadow:var(--shadow)}.header-status div{display:flex;justify-content:space-between;gap:14px;line-height:1.5}.header-status span{color:var(--green)}.header-status b{color:var(--green);font-weight:700}.ok{color:var(--green)!important}.bad{color:var(--red)!important}
.topnav{max-width:1550px;margin:auto;display:flex;align-items:center;gap:10px;padding:8px 20px;border-top:1px solid rgba(39,245,154,.35);overflow-x:auto;white-space:nowrap}.topnav a{text-decoration:none;color:var(--green);padding:9px 13px;border:1px solid transparent;transition:.16s}.topnav a:hover,.topnav a.active{color:var(--red);border-color:var(--red);box-shadow:0 0 10px rgba(255,51,72,.22)}.clock{margin-left:auto;color:var(--green-dim);padding-left:16px}
.page-shell{max-width:1550px;margin:auto;padding:12px 20px 22px}
.panel{border:1px solid var(--line);background:linear-gradient(180deg,rgba(5,18,12,.92),rgba(1,9,5,.94));box-shadow:inset 0 0 30px rgba(39,245,154,.025),var(--shadow);padding:20px}.panel h2{margin:0 0 14px;color:var(--green);font-size:1.35rem;letter-spacing:.03em}
.hero-grid{display:grid;grid-template-columns:1fr 1.05fr;gap:14px}.terminal-panel{font-size:1.08rem}.terminal-line{color:var(--green);font-size:1.18rem;margin-bottom:14px}.prompt{font-weight:700}.diag-list{display:grid;gap:3px}.diag-list div{display:flex;align-items:center;gap:6px;max-width:610px}.diag-list i{flex:1;border-bottom:2px dotted rgba(199,230,216,.6);transform:translateY(-2px)}.diag-list b{color:var(--green);min-width:68px}.error{color:#ff6a6a;margin-top:20px}.green{color:var(--green)}.cursor{color:var(--green);animation:blink 1s steps(1) infinite}@keyframes blink{50%{opacity:0}}
.excuse-panel blockquote{margin:18px 0;padding:24px;border:1px solid var(--amber);color:#ffd36d;font-size:clamp(1.2rem,2.25vw,2.1rem);font-weight:700;text-align:center;line-height:1.35;box-shadow:0 0 15px rgba(255,192,61,.12) inset}.danger-btn,.support-actions button,.text-btn{border:1px solid var(--green);color:var(--green);background:#030b07;cursor:pointer;transition:.14s}.danger-btn{width:100%;padding:14px;border-color:var(--red);color:var(--red);font-weight:700;box-shadow:0 0 12px rgba(255,51,72,.2)}.danger-btn:hover{background:rgba(255,51,72,.08);box-shadow:0 0 18px rgba(255,51,72,.34)}
.selectors{display:grid;grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr;gap:14px;margin-top:20px}.selectors label{display:grid;grid-template-columns:auto 1fr;gap:12px;align-items:center;color:var(--green)}select{width:100%;background:#020906;color:var(--green);border:1px solid var(--green-dim);padding:9px 10px;outline:none}
.dashboard-grid{display:grid;grid-template-columns:1.05fr 1.05fr 1.05fr 1fr;gap:12px;margin-top:12px}.support-panel p{color:var(--green);min-height:42px}.support-actions{display:grid;gap:7px}.support-actions button{padding:8px 10px;text-align:left}.support-actions button:hover{background:rgba(39,245,154,.08);box-shadow:0 0 10px rgba(39,245,154,.12)}
.status-rows{display:grid;gap:5px}.status-rows div{display:flex;align-items:center;gap:6px}.status-rows i{flex:1;border-bottom:2px dotted rgba(39,245,154,.42)}.status-rows b{color:var(--green)}.spark-wrap{margin-top:13px;text-align:center;color:var(--green)}#sparkline{width:100%;height:70px;border:1px solid rgba(39,245,154,.25);background:linear-gradient(rgba(39,245,154,.04) 1px,transparent 1px),linear-gradient(90deg,rgba(39,245,154,.04) 1px,transparent 1px);background-size:18px 18px}#sparkline polyline{fill:none;stroke:var(--green);stroke-width:2;filter:drop-shadow(0 0 3px var(--green))}
.advice-panel p{color:var(--green);line-height:1.35}.recent-panel ul{list-style:none;margin:0;padding:0;color:var(--green);line-height:1.55}.recent-panel li::before{content:"> ";}.text-btn{margin-top:12px;padding:7px 0;border:0;color:var(--red);background:none;text-decoration:underline}.quote-bar{margin-top:12px;text-align:center;color:var(--green);padding:14px;font-size:1.04rem}
footer{max-width:1550px;margin:auto;padding:0 20px 24px;display:flex;justify-content:space-between;gap:20px;color:#5d8d77;font-size:.78rem}
@media(max-width:1150px){.brand-row{grid-template-columns:110px 1fr}.brand-mark{width:105px;height:90px}.header-status{grid-column:1/-1;display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(5,1fr);gap:12px}.header-status div{display:grid;gap:0}.dashboard-grid{grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr}}
@media(max-width:800px){.site-header{position:relative}.brand-row{grid-template-columns:72px 1fr;padding:14px}.brand-mark{width:70px;height:68px}.brand-copy h1{font-size:clamp(1.7rem,8vw,2.7rem)}.brand-copy p{font-size:.76rem}.header-status{grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr;padding:10px}.topnav{padding:7px 14px}.clock{display:none}.page-shell{padding:10px 12px 18px}.hero-grid,.dashboard-grid{grid-template-columns:1fr}.selectors{grid-template-columns:1fr}.panel{padding:15px}.terminal-panel{font-size:.93rem}.diag-list b{min-width:54px}.excuse-panel blockquote{font-size:1.28rem;padding:18px 12px}.support-actions button{min-height:44px}footer{padding:0 12px 18px;display:block}footer span{display:block;margin-top:5px}}
@media(max-width:460px){.brand-row{grid-template-columns:55px 1fr}.brand-mark{width:54px;height:54px}.brand-copy h1{font-size:1.62rem}.brand-copy p{font-size:.66rem}.header-status{font-size:.78rem}.topnav a{padding:8px 9px}.panel h2{font-size:1.1rem}.terminal-line{font-size:1rem}.diag-list div{font-size:.82rem}.selectors label{grid-template-columns:1fr}.quote-bar{font-size:.87rem}}
@media(prefers-reduced-motion:reduce){*{scroll-behavior:auto}.cursor{animation:none}}

.archive-jump{margin:15px 0 0;text-align:center}.archive-jump a{color:var(--green);text-decoration:none}.archive-jump a:hover{color:var(--red);text-decoration:underline}
.stories-panel{margin-top:12px}.stories-head{display:flex;align-items:flex-start;justify-content:space-between;gap:20px}.stories-head h2{margin-bottom:7px}.stories-head p{margin:0;line-height:1.45}.eyebrow{color:var(--green)!important;font-size:.84rem;margin-bottom:8px!important}.danger-link{display:inline-block;flex:0 0 auto;padding:11px 14px;border:1px solid var(--red);color:var(--red);text-decoration:none;box-shadow:0 0 12px rgba(255,51,72,.15)}.danger-link:hover{background:rgba(255,51,72,.08);box-shadow:0 0 18px rgba(255,51,72,.3)}.archive-grid{display:grid;grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr;gap:12px;margin-top:18px}.archive-card{display:grid;gap:9px;padding:16px;border:1px solid rgba(39,245,154,.52);background:#020906;color:var(--text);text-decoration:none;transition:.15s}.archive-card strong{color:var(--green)}.archive-card small{color:var(--muted)}.archive-card:hover{border-color:var(--red);box-shadow:0 0 15px rgba(255,51,72,.16);transform:translateY(-1px)}.archive-card:hover strong{color:var(--red)}.rights-note{color:var(--muted);font-size:.78rem;margin:14px 0 0;line-height:1.45}
.error-page{min-height:100vh;display:grid;place-items:center;padding:20px}.error-console{width:min(850px,100%)}.error-code{font-size:clamp(3rem,12vw,8rem);color:var(--red);margin:0;line-height:.9;text-shadow:0 0 20px rgba(255,51,72,.25)}.error-actions{display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;gap:10px;margin-top:20px}.error-actions a{padding:10px 13px;border:1px solid var(--green);color:var(--green);text-decoration:none}.error-actions a:hover{color:var(--red);border-color:var(--red)}
@media(max-width:800px){.stories-head{display:block}.danger-link{margin-top:14px}.archive-grid{grid-template-columns:1fr}}

/* BOFH 4K wallpaper download */
.wallpaper-panel {
  text-align: center;
  margin-top: 16px;
}

.wallpaper-panel h2 {
  margin-bottom: 8px;
}

.wallpaper-panel p {
  margin-bottom: 14px;
}

.wallpaper-download {
  display: inline-block;
  text-decoration: none;
  padding: 10px 18px;
  cursor: pointer;
}